Andy is engaged! Sort of!

A Nancy is heading to the police station to track down Esteban, she’s stopped by Andy, who jumps into her limo anbd says he wants to propose to Audra - and he wants to do it with his mother’s ring, which Jonah had given Nancy.

Nancy is taken aback by this request and she and Andy proceed to argue vehemently at the station, as Cesar tries to track down Esteban. The pair end up taking a magazine quiz about their definitions of love, and it was very nice to see Nancy finally question how true her feelings for Esteban were. Andy, conversely, seems convinced that his love for Audra is real. After the quiz results are in, and Nancy still seems hesitant to give Andy the ring, he lets her have it…

He says she’s selfish; that she’s chosen this life for herself and not for her family; that she’s looking for her drug lord of a husband and not looking after her kids. It was a powerful, great speech and it clearly affected Nancy.

She would also be affected by the eventual news that Esteban was released four hours ago. When Nancy and Andy return home - and Nancy does give Andy her blessing, after all - they see Esteban on TV. He’s giving a speech in Spanish and is back on the ticket with Pilar.

In other storyline news:

- Dean, Doug and Isabelle set up Celia to think that a cop is following her (it’s really Dean in black face);

- Silas and Shane save Esteban’s daughter, who was passed out from drinking and going heroine, from two of her friends that wanted to have their way with her.

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We meet back up with Nancy as she’s about to be discharged from the hospital after having her baby boy.  She needs to sign the birth certificate, but after a quick visit from Pilar and Esteban, she’s unable to put down him as a father and cribbles something down.  She decides to go back to Andy’s and finds Andy has taken over her old room and refuses to give it back.  He also reveals that the hospital called him… she put him down as the father and he refuses to allow her to.

With his newfound confidence, Andy shaves his beard and heads to Dr. Kitson’s office and asks her out on a date, to which she accepts.  Andy goes on the date with her and she basically rejects him for not doing anything with his life when he’s close to 40.  A crushed Andy tells Nancy he wants to be significant and wants to be the father, but not just in name.  He wants to help raise the baby 50% and he wants the baby to be raised Jewish.  They have a bris for the baby and name it Stevie Ray Botwin.  An angry Esteban shows up and demands that his baby be baptized and not raised by Andy, but Nancy finally stands up to him and kicks him out.  The doctor also shows up and even shows a little interest in Andy, though she claims she’s just there for the baby daddy drama.

Doug and Silas go to Dean for help in getting their dispensary running again.   He manages to get it back for them.  Meanwhile, poor Celia is stuck in a contract, unable to sell any makeup, and also goes to Dean for help.  While there she sees the boys weed all around the office and has an idea to sell weed with her makeup.  She beats up Dean and makes him let her steal it from the boys.

The title refers to how Andy told Dr. Kitson she could identify his car.

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This wasn’t the most eventful episode of Weeds this season. But there were some great lines by Andy. First, let’s deal with the Shane situation: inspired by his Mexian bodyguard, the young pot dealer goes to get his pot back from the teacher that stole it. He’s accompanied by Isabelle and the Mexican guy, as the trio takes a gun - and major vengeance - to the teacher’s house.

Shane scares the heck out of the teacher and gets his marijuana back. (He also steals some other stuff, as payback, but Nancy later makes him bring those items back.)

Meanwhile, Celia has established a home for herself in Nancy’s garage. She’s even blackmailing her former BFF with photos of a dead Succio (found in the freezer) in order to maintain residence there. As for Doug and Silas: they work with a pot agent to get some growing supplies, while also work to paint and improve their store. The pair end up in a heated argument, though, as Doug isn’t proving to be the best business partner in the world. Shocking, we know. After one insult that crosses the line, Silas actually punches Doug… only to quickly apologize and the two to hug it out. They have an unusual, hilarious father/son dynamit going on here.

Now, on to Nancy and the main plot: To start the episode, she tells her doctor (Alanis Morisette) that she’s considering an abortion. Then, following the Shane debacle, she realizes just how low her life has fallen. How will she dig her way out of it?

Andy suggests they run away, using the $186,000 he finally received after pretending to be Judah and have doggy style sex with the weird bank lady on the beach (yes, you read all that correctly). While Nancy at first seems open to the suggestion, she then throws Doug a nasty curveball: the episode concludes with Andy reading a note from Nancy, which pretty much says she’s sorry, but she’s moving in with Esteban. We then see Nancy and Shane, carrying suitcases, entering Esteban’s home.

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Nancy’s world continued to fall apart during this episode of Weeds. First, let’s discuss her sons:

Shane tries to sell a boatload worth of pot to his teacher, $4,000 worth, to be exact. It’s clear this educator is a first-class jerk and he proves as much by driving away with the marijuana without paying Shane. We have a feeling the youngest Botwin will plot revenge against this law-breaker.

Meanwhile, Silas and Doug have better luck with their venture. After initially being turned down by a woman that’s renting out her dry cleaning store, their new friend (and business partner), the town sheriff, steps in and seals the deal. They now have a location for their medical marijuana store.

While all this is going down, Andy is trying to be brave. He offers to serve as Nancy’s bodyguard, but is laughed at by Esteban. As a result, he tries to work out in the garage and bulk up, and guess what he finds tucked inside an old boxing glove of Judah’s: a bank account book.

Turns out Judah has $186,000 hidden in an account. When Andy goes to the bank and pretends to be his late brother, though, he’s in for a surprise: the teller knew Judah and is incredibly broken up about his death, once Andy informs her of it. Later, as these two sit by the beach, the lady agrees to help Andy get the money, under one freaky condition: they date, and Andy pretends to be his brother.

Finally, on to Nancy: her actual bodyguard comes across Agent Roy Till lurking outside. Once both these men’s backs are turned, though, Nancy electrecutes them and ties them up. There’s just one problem: who does she free? Whichever men is let loose freely admits that he’ll kill the other.

Adding to her stress is the fact that Celia shows up. When she requests to crash on Nancy’s porch, Nancy throws her out of the house by flicking lit matches in her direction. These two are great together.

Unable to decide what to do with her two captured men, Nancy calls Esteban. He comes over, happy because he’s learned that Nancy is having a boy. Late in the episode, we see Nancy’s Mexican bodyguard walking around, leaving viewers to assume that Till is dead.

Pleased with the news of his son, Esteban actually embraces Nancy on the beach as the episode comes to an end. She seems to accept and almost enjoy it, but we’d like to assume it’s just a case of her playing games with the drug lord, as she tries to think up a way out of the situation.

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